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rebeccaRlong Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist
A proud and confident genius:iconiseeplz:
 makes a bet with an idiot. :iconyoyoconfusedplz:
The genius says, :iconcreepyonionplz::iconsaysplz:"Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000."
 The idiot says:iconyoyonosepickplz::iconsaysplz:, "Okay."
The genius then asks,:icondontunderstandplz::iconsaysplz: "How many continents are there in the world?"
 :iconyoyothinkplz:The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5.
 The idiot says, :iconyoyochestpoundplz::iconsaysplz:"Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?"
 :iconcuriosityplz:The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000.:iconyoyocountmoneyplz:
 The genius says,:iconsighingplz::iconsaysplz: "Dang it, I lost.
:iconrelievedplz::iconsaysplz:By the way, what was the answer to your question?"
:iconyoyoboredplz: The idiot hands over $5.
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Crystal-licious Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
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AndrewLopez96 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student General Artist
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EquestriaGirl23 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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5Nights Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Kaleidoscopic365 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
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SONICANDDANNYRULE Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*************************************************************1.To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!*************************************************************2.Think of something you wannaaccomplish within the next week andsay it to your self 6 times!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~3.If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!***4.Think of something that you want to happen between you and that1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!***5.Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as youscroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else butthat wish.* ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ****** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** *Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, andwhat you wished for will come true within in one week!u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of yourcrush!!!Keep goingdownKeep goingKeep goingdownKeep goingKeepgoing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance.Nowpay very close attention this important message!Sorry but once read, must be sent.Yes, this is one of those kindachain letters that everyone hates.This one has been going since 1864and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember thatafter hearing these stories.First Example:Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she gotthis same chain letter.She had a crush on th e same kid sincekindergarden.when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention toit. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it.The next day herdad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash.If she would have sentthe letter none of that would have happened and her mom would bealive.Second Example:Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd.Had glasses, wasshort and chubby, was in gifted.All the signs ofyour total dork.He also received this letter and sent it to 51people in the hour.Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since3rd grade.The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed herlove for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D.finally had the courageto askher out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.They grew up andmarried each other to live happily forever.Third Example:Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.Listen to this.A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL tocheck his mail.He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geekeither. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend.It wasthis exact letter.Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew whatcould happen if he didnt pass it on.He simply pulled a few friendsfrom his buddy list and sent it along.The next day, about that sametime, he got a phone call.It said he had won the lottery!then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought himNintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,and his best friendgave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! thenext day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going outever since.Now, you heard the storie*.* *now which person i'd ratherbe, but thats up to you.I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thatsonly me.We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go outwiththat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it.If yousend this to-1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!15 people- your crush will say they like you20 people- your crush will ask you out!25 people- your crush will kiss you!!30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you35 people or more- All of the above!!^^Don't blow it, it's urchance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complainingcus u dont have anyfriends. Well theres an answer 4 everything.It's simple, just go in achat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....If YoU...love ur mum then post this to 20pe
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Ninetails2012 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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SONICANDDANNYRULE Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
-20 people20people. A girlignored this and their mom died 365 days later.Sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom
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